Democratic consultant Kevin Cate clearly has plans to take me out

Kevin Cate Newspaper Headshot

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. That’s one of the most important takeaways from the Godfather movies. It’s also one that Democratic consultant Kevin Cate has taken to heart.

For Halloween, Cate took the bold step of dressing up as Gaston, the main antagonist in Disney’s Beauty and the Beast.

cate, kevin - gaston

Cate’s provocative decision comes less one week after my family posted this photo of me dressed up as the Beast.

schorsch - beast

What other message can be taken away from Cate’s dressing up as Gaston other than he is planning to take me out?

Remember, this is what Gaston sung in the movie:

[Gaston:] The Beast will make off with your children.
[Mob:] {gasp}
[Gaston:] He’ll come after them in the night.
[Belle:] No!
[Gaston:] We’re not safe till his head is mounted on my wall! I
Say we kill the Beast!
[Mob:] Kill him!

And that kind of attitude led to this:

beast fighting

But here’s a warning to Cate and the rest of his clan — keep in mind what happened to Gaston when he took on Beast:

gaston dying

In other words, Kevin, be our motherf*cking guest.

Peter Schorsch

Peter Schorsch is the President of Extensive Enterprises and is the publisher of some of Florida’s most influential new media websites, including Florida Politics and Sunburn, the morning read of what’s hot in Florida politics. Schorsch is also the publisher of INFLUENCE Magazine. For several years, Peter's blog was ranked by the Washington Post as the best state-based blog in Florida. In addition to his publishing efforts, Peter is a political consultant to several of the state’s largest governmental affairs and public relations firms. Peter lives in St. Petersburg with his wife, Michelle, and their daughter, Ella.


One comment

  • Cynical Idealist

    November 1, 2015 at 10:53 am

    You don’t work in the same space. Therefore, methinks, Peter, your paranoia is getting the better of you…hahaha!

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