Topher Morrison goes over the top with Valentine’s Day love letter to Tampa

“Would you do me the honor of letting me be your mayor?”

Underdog Tampa mayoral candidate Topher Morrison sent a Valentine’s Day message to the city he fell in love with nearly 20 years ago in what seems to be his most interesting campaign tact yet.

Eliciting childhood memories of love notes scratched on torn bits of paper — do you like me? Yes. No. Maybe — Morrison asks Tampa, “would you do me the honor of letting me be your Mayor?”

To be clear, it’s a cutesy ploy, maybe even worth an eye roll or two, but it’s clever.

“Dear my beloved city of Tampa,” Morrison writes in his Valentine’s love letter. “I visited you 19 years ago for a 3-day weekend, and I fell in love. I fell in love with you and all that you have to offer … your beautiful views, your compassionate nature, your welcoming spirit.”

“I admired you one evening from Ballast Point during that trip, and it was then that I decided I never wanted to leave you; that I want to grow old with you. I’m asking you to let me be your Mayor and shout my love from the rooftops! I will tell the world about my love for you, and I know that the world will fall in love with you, too.”

Below his letter, Morrison offers Tampa’s gushing response.

Topher’s Tampa crush reminds him she has other suitors — girl suitors and boy suitors, short and tall suitors.

The letter, presumably penned by Morrison himself, jokes about other candidates’ promises. Dick Greco Jr. makes an unnamed cameo with reference to a promise to “make me feel connected” — one of Greco’s campaign platforms. And there’s a dig on David Straz, the wealthy retired banker who recently promised to rid the city’s budget of “fluff.”

“I collect ongoing promises … even to buy me Burger King each Monday morning, while sweeping way my fluff (I don’t think I’m particularly ‘fluffy,’ by the way”).

The letter goes on to thank Morrison (even if it is a bit self-aggrandizing, considering the author) for all the ways in which he’s shown affection. That includes by making her “feel even more pretty by giving me green rooftops” and romancing her “in the sky with aerial gondolas.” It mentions Morrison’s green city plan to build more green space and increase renewable energy.

The letter says that Morrison was an “unexpected and delightful” change from the other candidates.

But alas Morrison, er, Tampa, acknowledges that she must wait until March 5 to give her answer.

It’s probably going to be no. Nice guys finish last, after all, to keep with the doting crush metaphor.

While Morrison’s Valentine’s Day campaign post is a little over the top, it’s another in a long line of recent examples of how he’s trying to claw himself out of the underdog hole in which he’s been stuck.

The playful love letter and the clever, if not cheesy, Tampa response is emblematic of the growing frustration Morrison has been becoming more and more willing to share.

In recent days, he’s taken to social media with a series of photos of with his dog, Macie. One claims that if voters want someone to fight for the underdog, they should elect the underdog.

Another shows a grinning Morrison in a gondola with the words “I’d rather be known for people laughing at my ideas than be known for not having any ideas.” It’s a reference to his own gondola solution for transit that has drawn harsh criticism from voters and is a plan on which Morrison refuses to back off.

During a forum Wednesday night, Morrison cracked the LGBT community up over his insistence to introduce himself before answering every question to make sure they knew who he was. In an act of either solidarity or to make sure they were remembered well too, the other candidates followed suit.

“Tampa’s” letter to Morrison ends simply with, “I see you.”

Whether or not that’s true remains to be seen and, given Morrison’s bottom of the barrel polling numbers, it’s unlikely. But he does seem to get an A for effort.

Janelle Irwin Taylor

Janelle Irwin Taylor has been a professional journalist covering local news and politics in Tampa Bay since 2003. Most recently, Janelle reported for the Tampa Bay Business Journal. She formerly served as senior reporter for WMNF News. Janelle has a lust for politics and policy. When she’s not bringing you the day’s news, you might find Janelle enjoying nature with her husband, children and two dogs. You can reach Janelle at [email protected]


  • Charles slater

    February 14, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    Topher Morrison would make a phenomenal Mayor of Tampa. It’s so great that the best candidate for mayor has wonderful unbiased media outlets like this to publish articles about how well he is appealing to Tampa residents. I guess there are some nervous politicians out there…. #TopherforTampa #TopherforMayor

  • D.K

    February 15, 2019 at 8:46 am

    Where are you getting your bottom of the barrel polls from? Mainstream media perhaps? In the end, it’s the people who vote, and if there is anything that the voting people have proven to you so called journalists is that when the votes are counted, surprise! The so called underdog can win. Unless this election is rigged, your opinion of the voters intentions is nothing more than an assumption. City of Tampa would be fortunate to have this man as Mayor and hopefully next Valentines day, she will write him back and thank him for loving her so much!

  • CJ

    February 16, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    The article is not unbiased. The author is friends with the candidate. And why can nobody leave a comment under the article about his former employee Elizabeth Longden? This is not unbiased journalism.

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