Daniel Tilson: Floridians talking unions – and Tennessee auto plant

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This past weekend old friends Shirley, Jack and Yvonne attended an “open house” at a new adult residential community in their area. Shirley’s recently divorced, unemployed 20-something son Pete tagged along…

LOUDSPEAKER: Testing 1 – 2 – is this working? TESTING… 

PETE: IT’S WORKING, STOP SHOUTING!

SHIRLEY: Pete, Shhh!

LOUDSPEAKER: So…Welcome to Bonita Boca Verde Vista! Our presentation starts any minute, so until then…talk amongst yourselves!

PETE: Hey Jack, whaddaya say we hit the buffet again and grab…

SHIRLEY: Peter, enough with the buffet for crying out loud!

JACK: Besides Pete, look, the help is clearing it away already…

PETE: Must be time for another union break…

YVONNE: Excuuuse Me?

JACK: Uh-oh.

PETE: What, what’d I…?

SHIRLEY: Pete, shush! Yvonne, ignore him, he doesn’t know…

YVONNE: What he’s saying? That’s for sure, trash-talking unions like…

PETE: Like they’ve done nothing for me? Like all they get you are coffee breaks and…

SHIRLEY: And a life…a decent life, better…

PETE: Better what? Better chance you lose your job? Like those auto workers in Tennessee who said “To hell with that!” last week and kicked out the union?

SHIRLEY: Tell you what I’m gonna kick…

YVONNE: Shirley! I got this. Now listen to me, boy. I know “better what,” because your momma and me have been working in that nursing home for over 20 years — before and after the union. After? Better pay. Sick leave. Overtime pay. Health benefits…

SHIRLEY: Grievance rules that saved my job, kept us from losing…

PETE: Huh? What’re you talking about?

SHIRLEY: I’m talking about a jerk shift manager who…

YVONNE: Cynthia Mellon, stuck-up little…

SHIRLEY: Ha, leave it to my shop steward over here!

PETE: So what happened? How come you never told me?

SHIRLEY: You had enough trouble making it through middle school, I wasn’t making it harder. And what happened was, Miss Melon had it in for me, started making me do extra dirty work after-shift, tried getting me fired…

YVONNE: Till your steward had the union file a grievance, got truth told, got you your due, got that witch transferred out…

SHIRLEY: Just the kind of thing might’ve saved your job, Petey, if you were in a union shop with…

PETE: For Crissakes – “Petey”? And hello, this is Florida. Union shops? Yeah, right.

JACK: Right, alright – right to work, stinking lie of a law that crooked businessmen and politicians here use to keep unions out.

PETE: Like in Tennessee, but…

JACK: But the United Auto Workers almost won anyway, election was close. And Pete, those workers didn’t kick the union out, because there wasn’t one there yet.

YVONNE: If there was, their pay and benefits wouldn’t be worse than union factories.

PETE: Then why’d the union lose?

JACK: Because the crooked characters scared people, told lies about the factory closing if the union came.

YVONNE: And lies about unions being just for liberals, or just for Obama…

SHIRLEY: When truth is, they’re just for working folks who want fair pay, basic benefits…

YVONNE: And protection…somebody having our back and…

LOUDSPEAKER: Ladies & Gentleman, we’re about to start our slideshow!

JACK: And…a shot at being able to retire comfortably in a place like this!

PETE: OK…I get it. Got to wise up, stop listening to lies about unions. But…if I get a union job, some security…I am not retiring to a place like this, no freaking…

Room Lights Dim.

SHIRLEY: Shhh!

A New York University graduate, Daniel Tilson owns a Boca Raton-based firm, Full Cup Media, offering “a la carte” and custom-bundled packages of communication services.

 

 

 

 

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