Once more unto the breach, Charlie Crist, once more

Crist, Charlie - B&W
How do you tell a friend that their dream is just that?

I have no delusions about Charlie Crist’s prospects for success in winning back the job from which, just over a decade ago, he walked away.

Before he can go one-on-one with incumbent Gov. Ron DeSantis, who will likely have a nine-figure campaign fund as well as any and all of the resources of the Florida and national GOP, Crist must emerge from a sure-to-be-freewheeling Democratic primary that will likely involve Agriculture Commissioner Nikki Fried and U.S. Rep. Val Demings, plus the spoiler who inevitably joins the race.

I’d peg Crist’s chances of pulling this off at about 5%.

And yet…

If the politics of the last decade have taught us anything, it’s to not discount the improbable. There’s success in the offing for those who short the unbeatable stocks. Marco Rubio outflanking Crist. Rick Scott‘s three elections. Donald Trump taking Florida from Jeb Bush and Rubio. Andrew Gillum and DeSantis‘ primary wins. DeSantis’ election.

At some point, each of those victories, which seem so inevitable in hindsight, had about a 5% chance of happening.

It’s as if all of Florida politics is powered by the Infinite Improbability Drive from “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

Now, mind you, Crist is not the disruptor that Rubio was in 2010 or Trump was in 2016. Crist doesn’t have a disruptive bone in his body. It seems to be that he’s running as the anti-disruptor.

If at any point during the last year, you’ve stepped out into the pandemic world and not liked how you, your loved ones, or just others around you have been treated by DeSantis’ government, then Crist could be your candidate.

Did you spend countless hours on the phone attempting to claim the meager unemployment benefits offered by the state? Then Crist could be your candidate.

Did you not understand why you and your family were wearing a mask everywhere, everyday while the Governor wasn’t? Then Crist could be your candidate.

Did you recoil in fear when you heard Gov. DeSantis inviting sports teams and tourists to the state while hundreds of Floridians were each week dying from the virus? Then Crist could be your candidate.

Did you turn down the sound on the news when you saw DeSantis beat his chest in premature celebration of defeating a virus that more than 20,000 Floridians contracted JUST LAST WEEK? Then Crist could be your candidate.

Did you wait your place in line for the opportunity to receive a vaccine only to see wealthy donors to DeSantis’ re-election campaign skip the line? Then Crist could be your candidate.

Please don’t get me wrong: As I have written more than 50 times over the last year, DeSantis’ response to the pandemic has been better than most other states’. It’s just not as great as he would like you to believe.

Just yesterday, during an event that was as much about trolling Crist as it was signing legislation, DeSantis again touted how he kept Florida open during the pandemic. He actually did no such thing. What he did do is, by and large, shift (or is it abdicate?) responsibility to the biggest cities and counties and left them to protect the citizenry. And now, rather than support and congratulate the leaders of cities like Miami, Miami Beach, St. Pete, Tampa, and Orlando, DeSantis signs legislation undercutting their ability to protect their residents the next time a crisis develops.

However, I don’t know if prosecuting a case against DeSantis’ response to the pandemic is enough for Crist or Fried or Demings or any Democrat to win. Florida voters seem OK with how DeSantis handled things. And they’ll probably be in a better mood about the direction of the state once the post-pandemic boom is in full effect.

So why is Crist running?

Some speculate that Crist is running for Governor because he’s concerned he will be drawn out of his congressional seat. This is a silly criticism made. If you think Crist has a better shot of dislodging DeSantis in a state that just went +3.5 for Trump than him winning re-election to a congressional seat that cannot, legally, be drawn in such a way that Crist doesn’t have the highest name ID of any candidate who would run, then you simply don’t understand Florida or Tampa Bay politics.

This is what I personally told Crist because, well, I don’t want him to give up a congressional seat for a 5% shot at DeSantis, whom I, early on, predicted would defeat Adam Putnam and whom I’ve given pretty high marks to since winning the Governor’s Mansion.

I told Crist he’s Charlie freaking Crist. And no matter how the Republicans play with their Etch-a-Sketch during redistricting, Crist is still going to be Charlie Crist in Pinellas County. The Republicans, as much as they would like, CANNOT carve out the Black Democrat voters from Crist’s district. They’ve tried before. And they’ll try again, thinking the conservative Florida Supreme Court will see things their way, but I predict Republicans won’t even go down that road. They won’t risk their entire congressional map just to squeeze Crist.

I explained all of this to Charlie as if every other armchair quarterback he talks to hadn’t already. He dismissed my concerns.

Trying to talk Crist out of running for higher office is like trying to convince Tom Cruise he shouldn’t perform his own stunts.

Crist isn’t running for Governor because the Republicans want to burn his ship at the shore. He’s running for Governor, for the third time, because he doesn’t know how not to.

He chats with the old Black woman in the downtown St. Pete Publix and wants to fix her problems. He reads about the latest controversy surrounding DeSantis’ approach and believes there is a nicer, gentler way to do things. He saw how Joe Biden was able to navigate a complicated Democratic presidential primary process before taking down an arrogant, divisive incumbent and sees a path for him to do the same, just on a Florida scale.

Can Crist pull off the improbable? How do you tell a friend that their dream is just that?

It’s not Shakespeare who offers any wisdom here, rather it’s Seamus Heaney, the Irish poet President Biden enjoys quoting, who may, at least for Crist’s sake:

“History says /

Don’t hope on this side of the grave /

But then, once in a lifetime /

The longed-for tidal wave /

Of justice can rise up /

And hope and history rhyme.”

Peter Schorsch

Peter Schorsch is the President of Extensive Enterprises Media and is the publisher of FloridaPolitics.com, INFLUENCE Magazine, and Sunburn, the morning read of what’s hot in Florida politics. Previous to his publishing efforts, Peter was a political consultant to dozens of congressional and state campaigns, as well as several of the state’s largest governmental affairs and public relations firms. Peter lives in St. Petersburg with his wife, Michelle, and their daughter, Ella. Follow Peter on Twitter @PeterSchorschFL.


  • Arthro

    May 4, 2021 at 6:54 am

    Charlie Crist is a first class tool. A panderer of epic proportions. He’ll say anything to get elected. At the same time, he is a man without substance. His only conviction is to get elected. I would love to see him get destroyed by Demings, Fried, and any other true Democrat that decides to run. It may be fun to watch.

  • zhombre

    May 4, 2021 at 7:14 am

    I hope this is Charlie’s Last Hurrah and that afterward Florida is finally rid of this opportunistic creep.

  • Ron Ogdwn

    May 4, 2021 at 7:18 am

    I’ve known Charlie since 1987. I liked the old Charlie. He had things to do and people to be. This isn’t the old Charlie. He’s just trying to stay relevant. Voting for Charlie is not about voting for the future of Florida, it’s about voting for the past of Florida.

  • Janis Lentz

    May 4, 2021 at 8:14 am

    Leaving the really corrupt, good ol’ boy Republican Party was, and IS, badge of honor for Charlie Christ! When he could no longer stomach the bought and paid for, vindictive party, he quite honorably left it. He is a fair minded gentleman, more than the voters can say about the venal, frowning little weasel from nowhere who Trump chose for his white supremacist, Tea Party activities! The voters will have several good Democrats to choose from to erase the STAIN of Trump and the RPOF mobsters from this state, once and for all! We have entered a new era, sans Republican majority, and may the best Democrat win!

  • John

    May 4, 2021 at 9:14 am

    So you really think sleepy Joe took down Trump? At very least you are simply following a script you must follow. The election was stolen. We are in a coup complete with a military lockdown of our capital. Nothing you say changes these facts. We no longer have a valid election process therefore the Federal Government is not legitimate. Everything they do is invalid and the actions treason.

  • Tomas

    May 4, 2021 at 10:57 am

    The election was never stolen John. Trumps lie has been debunked multiple times but trump doesnt want to admit he lost fair and square. I wholeheartedly support Charlie Crist.

  • James R. Miles

    May 4, 2021 at 11:00 am

    Yeah, yeah. The GOP mantra. The election was stolen. America really wanted a right-wing, authoritarian, fascist, racist, dictator Wanna-Be to be President, the world’s biggest liar!! YOU are at the very least delusional!! You and your ilk can’t win unless you cast doubt on the integrity of U.S. elections which is an act of treason in and of itself! Why don’t you move to where fascism is an acceptable idea like Cuba or North Korea? It is NOT here in the U.S.!! When you can prove the election was stolen, kindly provide the proof. No Court in the U.S. found any fraud in the election! You people pull crap from your butt-hole. It means nothing!!

  • Gregory

    May 4, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    Hey, that was my caption this morning, Peter! Good take on CC. I saw several small signs of “not ready” yet, but I agree there is always that 5% chance. I would come out of retirement to help him if there was something I could do. I’ll tell you what, though, René Flowers sure sounded like a great running mate, even if she isn’t geographically desirable to his campaign.

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