A.G. Gancarski
The three Rs (readin’, writin’, and ‘rithmetic) are slated to have a new addition soon in public schools: religion.
That’s the case if a proposal to allow volunteer chaplains in schools continues to advance, and it seems to have momentum both in the Senate and House.
The Senate legislation (SB 1044) is slated to be heard in Tuesday morning’s Appropriations Committee on Education.
That bill, sponsored by Sen. Erin Grall, would “authorize volunteer school chaplains to provide supports, services, and programs to students as assigned by the district school board or charter school governing board.”
Boards would have to determine to which programs and services chaplains would be assigned, would have to inform parents that chaplains be informed, and would have to get parental consent before chaplains interacted with students.
“Parents must be permitted to select a volunteer school chaplain from the list provided by the school district, which must include the chaplain’s religious affiliation, if any,” the bill reads, noting that the list must be published on the district website.
Meanwhile, as the Senate version moves through committees, a similar House bill is headed for Wednesday’s Special Order calendar. That bill includes a requirement for school boards to set up their volunteer chaplain program by the end of 2024, but otherwise is the same as the Senate bill.
27 comments
Biscuit
February 17, 2024 at 6:09 pm
Breaking Nooze out of Tallahassee: After screaming “No indoctrination in the schools!” for the last six years or so, Republicans have now decided to put “chaplains” in the schools.
Nothing to see here.
Are.
Earl Pitts "Sage Political Expert Emeritas" American
February 18, 2024 at 3:01 am
Good Mornting Florida,
This Sage Legislation is 1000% better than “DRAG QUEEN STORY TIME” and is intended to put a different and wholsome value system back in our schools.
That being said its also a fun “IN YOUR FACE” piece of Sage Legislation cleaverly designed to make the Dook 4 Brains Leftist croud loose their minds and “GO WILD”.
*AND THE CROUD GOES WILD*
Thank you Sage Florida Legislators for looking out for ALL of Florida’s Precious Childern,
Earl Pitts American
Defund Dangerous florida; no more Federal aid
February 18, 2024 at 9:10 am
Authorities in south Florida are searching for a gang of horse rustlers who stole and slaughtered three animals for meat, including one used in therapy sessions for children with autism and cognitive disabilities.
The horses were taken from a remote area of Redland, near Homestead, and their carcasses were discovered on Friday by officers from the Miami-Dade police department’s agricultural and environmental crimes section.
Earl Pitts "Sage Political Expert Emeritas" American
February 19, 2024 at 6:35 pm
Thanks for the Crime Stopper Tip on that Horse Rustlers Gang which Current President 8iden welcomed in our Southern Borders.
I’m speaking with The Ronald now about putting our Cowboy Gear on and leading a Posse of Sage Patriots to Round Up Those Horse Rustlers and hold them in a Florida Prison until Ron And I *Earl Pitts American* take The White House. At that time we will transfer The Horse Rustlers down to Gitmo for 5 years of waterboarding and administering electric shock therapy to their scrotums.
Thanks again,
Earl Pitts American
S. Wabbit
February 18, 2024 at 12:02 pm
You dook.
Earl Pitts "Sage Political Expert Emeritas" American
February 18, 2024 at 3:07 pm
Thank you Beloved Wabbit,
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CALL ME.
Earl Pitts American
Dont Say FLA
February 19, 2024 at 10:56 am
Pops we have enough problems already with Stu. Do you really want me to have 40 more siblings within a year? Think about what you’re doing! Please!!!
rick whitaker
February 18, 2024 at 5:52 pm
WARNING ⚠ TROLL COMMENT BY EARL POTTY MOUTH
Earl Pitts "Sage Political Expert Emeritas" American
February 19, 2024 at 6:45 pm
Thank you Beautiful Son/Daughter,
(Dont Say FLA), as usual you are correct and thanks for reeling your old Pops in from going back to that former Playboy Bunny.
Love Ya, Pops
Earl Pitts "Sage Political Expert Emeritas" American
February 19, 2024 at 6:47 pm
Oh and Thanks Rick for your commentary!!!
My Man,
Earl Pitts American
The Dunning-Krugers of Florida
February 17, 2024 at 8:00 pm
Kid-touching groomers have a home in florida
My Take
February 17, 2024 at 8:42 pm
They will all be Christian, with a seasoning of Jewish.
Tom
February 18, 2024 at 7:55 am
No Muslims or Atheists? Sounds like bias to me. Morgan & Morgan, get on it.
Defund Dangerous florida; no more Federal aid
February 18, 2024 at 9:12 am
Jews have fled/been chased out of dangerous florida; it’s part of why your interest rates are higher.
The water in your money pool went down a couple inches; you’ll be fine without us.
MH/Duuuval
February 17, 2024 at 8:55 pm
Do they know first aid? Maybe the missionaries could pick up the slack for public school nurses.
$t. John$ County is cutting back its school nurses to one per school, instead of two.
Defund Dangerous florida; no more Federal aid
February 18, 2024 at 9:15 am
Only bc the explosive growth in building schools in wealth af St Johns.
They ration nurses into the new schools and private St Johns nurses make $70k so they won’t work schools.
As a former St Augustinian, we watched/watching it now. PUDs upto 39 miles from town still being called St Augustine in address tho they are inches from 295…
🤷🏻♂️
MH/Duuuval
February 19, 2024 at 11:04 am
The old adage applies in St. Johns: Too much of a good thing leads to traffic and other gridlock.
That said, there are many public schools in Florida who have not had school nurses ever — except for the occasional foray of volunteers screening for vision.
Michael K
February 17, 2024 at 10:13 pm
Another solution in search of a problem.
My Take
February 18, 2024 at 12:59 am
It’s to show, *WE* are still in charge.
Defund Dangerous florida; no more Federal aid
February 18, 2024 at 9:13 am
Hey, we agree; florida is ALLLLL yours now.
Gl
My Take
February 18, 2024 at 2:11 pm
DeSSantistan
Biscuit
February 18, 2024 at 12:04 pm
Arf.
My Take
February 18, 2024 at 7:42 pm
We don’t want the superstitions of anyone infecting America’s children.
Though we recognize the parents’ right to do so.
Dont Say FLA
February 19, 2024 at 10:55 am
This is great news for the Association of Satanic Temple Chaplains, an association of which I am a member. Where do I sign up to volunteer?
Amen Armed Men
February 19, 2024 at 10:59 am
Will these chaplains provide their own body armor for going into schools or will that be on the tax payer? Will these chaplains have their own firearms or will that also be on the tax payer? Will these chaplains have a license to kill whenever they see a troubled kid with a weapon in their school? How are they at building walls? Why not just build a wall around every school?
My Take
February 19, 2024 at 2:32 pm
Indoctrination.
Pure and simple.
OK. Impure.
Earl Pitts "Sage Political Expert Emeritas" American
February 19, 2024 at 7:05 pm
Good evening Florida,
STAND BY FOR NEWS:
Most of the postings above are from radical Dook 4 Brains Leftys and as such can scramble your brains.
I encourage the study of my above postings of Sage Wisdom though to “Get Your Mind Right” and “So You Know Earl Cares”.
AND THATS THE REST OF THE STORY!!!!!!
Earl Pitts American
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