A.G. Gancarski
Don’t expect to escape the presidential campaign while watching Sunday’s slate of NFL games.
Kamala Harris is buying time for a “powerful, optimistic, and patriotic” 2-minute spot explaining the “brighter future” she will bring if elected President, though it’s unclear from the spot why more wasn’t done to make the future brighter in the last four years.
“I Pledge To Seek Common Sense Solutions To Make Your Life Better… I Pledge To Be A President For All Americans… And Now, I’m Asking For Your Vote,” claims the California Democrat, who pledges to be “bringing down costs” that have increased under the current administration, along with “protecting people’s health care, and fighting for people to have the freedom to make their own choices.”
Late deciding voters are the target of this “final message to Americans as they decide whether to vote or who to support on Tuesday,” which will be seen on FOX and CBS broadcasts.
“The campaign’s research shows that the last week has proven decisive in cementing the choice in this election with both undecided and lower-propensity voters. The closing argument splitscreen of Madison Square Garden and its fallout against the Ellipse has broken through and crystallized the choice for this slice of the electorate,” the campaign claims.
See the spot below.
20 comments
Frankie M.
November 3, 2024 at 8:12 am
The other day I had a hard time trying to figure out where Trump ends & the vest begins. He was camouflaged like an orange Oscar the Grouch.
I Am Garbage
November 3, 2024 at 8:21 am
Yes and “middle class” Kammy’s attempt at handling a shovel was hilarious.
A day without Libturds
November 3, 2024 at 9:12 am
The whore of babble-on can’t even handle hecklers without reverting to word salad. Putin will walk all over her.
Have You Bought One of My Bibles Yet?
November 3, 2024 at 9:57 am
Putin may walk all over her but he’s got his whole arm up the backside of Helsinki Don, his puppet who will hand him half of Ukraine as a Neville Chaberlain-style capitulation and reward for an unjustified invasion.
Frankie M.
November 3, 2024 at 6:48 pm
AG has gotta be hating this Jags comeback. Doesn’t fit with his narrative.
MH/Duuuval
November 3, 2024 at 10:01 pm
MAGAs, following DJT, love to invoke Putin — with a mixture of love and fear.
I've Got Gold Sneakers to Sell You
November 3, 2024 at 9:58 am
Putin may walk all over her but he’s got his whole arm up the backside of Helsinki Don, his puppet who will hand him half of Ukraine as a reward for an unjustified invasion.
White Spiteful Devil Rapist Trump
November 3, 2024 at 12:11 pm
Buffalo will squish the fish today
White Spiteful Devil Rapist Trump
November 3, 2024 at 12:13 pm
Buffalo will squish the fish
Frankie M.
November 3, 2024 at 6:45 pm
Trump wouldn’t know what end of a shovel to use. He couldn’t even find the door handle to the garbage truck.
A day without Libturds
November 3, 2024 at 9:14 am
Your whore of babble-on promotion technique is about as weak as what cum burping harris has to offer.
Ocean Joe
November 3, 2024 at 10:00 am
If you keep this up, you’ll be the opening act for Trump’s next rally.
I Am Garbage
November 3, 2024 at 10:50 am
Ha! Ha!
White Spiteful Devil Rapist Trump
November 3, 2024 at 12:15 pm
You just mad ,maybe your own ho,dis you for being impotent
Michael K
November 3, 2024 at 3:19 pm
The garbage truck is the perfect metaphor for Trump. I’m surprised his team didn’t see it. He simply looked ridiculous. Full stop.
EARL PITTS AMERICAN
November 3, 2024 at 8:15 am
Remember our Golden Rule America,
“IT’S NOT NEWS ”TILL EARL PITTS AMERICAN “WEIGHS IN”:
1.) First the good news:
Here at The EARL PITTS AMERICAN FAN CLUB, we have moles dug into every major business across “The Fruited Plain”. And of course The NFL is no exception.
2.) Now the not so good news:
America, in the waneing days of every political campaign both the DNC & the RNC find themselves with millions upon millions or dollars in un-spent campaign funds.
2a.) So, America this NFL ADD Purchase is just one example of this end of campaign connumdrun … of “What To Do With All This Left-Over Cheese”.
2b.) The standard “Money Drop Deal is this: “The DNC/RNC will give The NFL ( in this example ) sat $100 Million for this Harris Ad & the reciepant ( in this example The NFL) pays back, usually 1/2, 50M in this case to The DNC.
3.) Wrapping it up with some “Good News”:
America, only 13.6782% of Likely Democratic Voters watch The NFL as the remainder are busy wanking their male “Johnsons” and female “Pudendems”.
4.) IN CLOSING:
4a.) This NFL ADD BUY was totally was totally expected by The EARL PITTS AMERICAN FAN CLUB and will make no difference Whatsoever in Don “The Donald” assuming the Sacred Office of POTUS.
Thank you America,
The EARL PITTS AMERICAN FAN CLUB
*I, Earl Pitts American approve this message to America* epa
EARL PITTS AMERICAN
November 3, 2024 at 8:52 am
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Thank you America,
Sage Political Prognistagator, EARL PITTS AMERICAN
White Spiteful Devil Rapist Trump
November 3, 2024 at 12:16 pm
Sorry ass Dolphins,will lose like Trump
MH/Duuuval
November 3, 2024 at 4:33 pm
They haven’t played the Jags yet.
YEW OWEME
November 3, 2024 at 7:57 pm
EARL, yeah, you’re a nut.