A.G. Gancarski
Apparently the 12th Man for the University of California-Berkeley’s football team is a plume of pot terpenes.
Gov. Ron DeSantis revealed that University of Miami football players struggled with an unnatural olfactory element during a recent road game.
“Some of these guys are telling me like they practically got high just from being in the stadium, that literally the whole stadium just reeks of marijuana,” DeSantis said during a roundtable against Amendment 3, which would legalize recreational pot.
Miami won the game 39-38 with a touchdown with just 26 seconds remaining, suggesting that perhaps the California football fans were smoking energizing sativas rather than sedative indicas, given that both teams stayed awake for a game that went down to the wire.
DeSantis had given Miami and Florida State credit for beating the Golden State gridiron squad previously, saying the Florida teams were winning the “war on woke.”
However, even warriors must deal with chemical weapons from time to time, and congrats to the Hurricanes for overcoming the elements.
10 comments
Citizen
November 4, 2024 at 12:58 pm
Our Governor is a square-shaped douchebag.
The Blue Wave makes landfall Tuesday!
November 4, 2024 at 11:33 pm
Hey Rhonda, STFU you’re done, you’re fired! The Blue Wave makes landfall tomorrow, don’t get crushed!
Terri
November 5, 2024 at 8:59 pm
Agreed!
Michael
November 4, 2024 at 1:01 pm
Well, hopefully, Miami can return the favor next year if there is a game played at Hard Rock.
Linwood Wright
November 4, 2024 at 1:19 pm
Who cares.
Stanley Moore
November 4, 2024 at 6:54 pm
Exactly!!!
No More Donfoolery 💙💙💙 VOTE
Frankie M.
November 4, 2024 at 2:08 pm
I got a newsflash for Ronnie. Most stadiums smell of the reefer.
OShane
November 4, 2024 at 3:30 pm
This is dumb! Stop wasting our time. Who cares if it smells like reefer, tobacco, or alcohol! Its a college football game!
Stanley Moore
November 4, 2024 at 6:55 pm
Who Cares
Terri
November 5, 2024 at 9:04 pm
I doubt this conversation was had between the players and the governor. Seems nonsensical. Rec weed. Tax it. Improve infrastructure. Improve everything. We could learn a lot from other states and also from other countries.
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