A.G. Gancarski
Those arriving in Northeast Florida’s most major airport can expect Jacksonville’s Mayor to offer greetings via what a city press release calls a “new, cutting-edge holographic communication platform.”
“It’s incredibly exciting to debut this message at JAX, and just in time for the holidays,” said Jacksonville Mayor Donna Deegan. “This continues the City of Jacksonville’s commitment to investing in cutting-edge technology that can be deployed in a myriad of ways to both improve communication, and better the lives of our citizens.”
The city says the video is so realistic that it appears Deegan is actually inside the 7-foot-tall box.
The hologram has interactive and live capabilities.
“Deplaning passengers will see and hear the mayor deliver the message from inside a large, physical box that’s situated just outside airport security in a central courtyard before travelers descend to baggage claim. The message is also delivered in Spanish and multiple other languages,” the city’s announcement noted.
Airport officials are enthusiastic about the technology.
“We are thrilled that JAX, in partnership with the city, will be one of the first airports in the nation to debut this amazing technology,” said Jacksonville Aviation Authority CEO Mark VanLoh. “We are proud of our reputation as one of the most welcoming airports in the United States, and the mayor’s new hologram is sure to surprise and delight travelers exploring our region whether they’re traveling here for the first time or coming home for the holidays.”
8 comments
the Truth
December 19, 2024 at 1:56 pm
$30,000 of taxpayers money for her massive EGO, what a waste. Heck, put up a hologram of Khan the Con, he runs the city anyway
Florida is Red
December 19, 2024 at 2:16 pm
Hilarious. Going to eventually be on Only Fans. This is part of the process paid for by Jacksonville taxpayers.
MH/Duuuval
December 19, 2024 at 8:37 pm
As of January 1, under HB3, Floridians will no longer be able to access PornHub.
EARL PITTS "HORN-DOG" AMERICAN
December 20, 2024 at 6:24 pm
Good evening Duvall County,
I, EARL PITTS AMERICAN, would like someone to give me one of those HOT MlLF “Donna Boxes” for Christmas. You know, Wink Wink, for my own personal use … in the privacy of my own home, late at night, with the shades pulled down … when I’m lonely and “Feeling Myself”.
Thanks in advance,
EARL PITTS AMERICAN
Rick Whittaker
December 21, 2024 at 10:51 am
No prob Boss,
I got the top of the line Donna Box shipping your way. Guranteed delivery befor the 25th.
And yes it has the clothing optional option.
Thanks Boss Rick your Bro
Random Commenter
December 21, 2024 at 3:04 pm
These guys Rick and Earl are great leaders. Most likely they are advising the Trump Transition Team. I want a Donna Box for Christmas too.
C. Crist Random Commenter
MH/Duuuval
December 22, 2024 at 9:49 am
Randy, not random, commenter.
EARL PITTS "HORN-DOG" AMERICAN
December 23, 2024 at 3:05 pm
Good afternoon America,
These Donna Boxes should come with a warning to be sure to have plenty of “Johnson Lube” on hand prior to the arrival of the Box.
Its highly possable that you could injure your “Sage Johnson” by dangerous “Dry Stroking” without the proper lubrication.
Now, I, EARL PITTS “HORN-DOG” AMERICAN, am not saying that I injured myself by too much “Dry Stroking” I’m just putting this Sage Warning out there as a public service.
So in closing just be sure to stock up on pleanty of Johnson Lube to avoid getting a blister on your Johnson. I’m not planning to use my Box for a week or two … not due to a painfull blister from dry stroking or anything like that … it sure was fun the first night.
REMEMBER:
Johnson Lube is a Priority,
EARL PITTS “HORN-DOG” AMERICAN
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